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i am 102 years old and i live in st frogs grannies home. i am the most greatest supporter of alloa football club. i also play for man u and i am the forward goalie. my favorite food is potatoes and feaces on baloney and cream pie. my dog is called sod and is the first dog to stand on mars and survive for 50 years.my grandpa who is 230 years old does horse racing for the red riding lions. he also owns a butcher shop in Leon in Texas. i am also £35000000 behind on my taxes. i also have a Bugatti chirron, it is one of the fastest cars in the world. i also drove it in the Le Mans race last year in 1910 and came first. i also drove past Edinburgh Castle in Columbia. my dad is Simon Cowell and he is 180 years old but just wears a lot of makeup to make him look young. i love changing my name so to 1 person im jack and to another person im sam!!! funny huh!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

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