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I AM 62 YEARS OLD AND IM SOMEONE THAT STINKS OF A MASH BAKED BEANS, I USE DEODORANT TO KEEP MY BUT SMELL FREE. ANYONE THAT GETS IN MY WAY WILL HAVE HELLO SAID TO THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE TO MAKE SERIOUS LOVE MUSIC (BECAUSE U ALL KNOW THAT I LOVE THAT SORT OF MUSIC) IT JUST DANCING WITH IT IS WHAT I LIKE ABOUT IT, SORT OF DANCING WITH YOUR AUNTIES, UNCLES, SONS, TWICE REMOVED, BABIES, GRANNIES GIRLFRIEND. I AM WELL KNOWN FOR ACCIDENTALLY MURDERING MY UNCLE WITH A BUTTER KNIFE. I WASN'T REALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE HE WAS A BIT OF A BALDY BRICK. MY MUM HAS A VAUXHALL CORSA WITH A V8 SUPERCHARGED ENGINE WITH A CHERRY BOMB EXHAUST ON IT. I HAVE A V12 TURBOCHARGED FORD KA WITH A LIFT KIT ON IT. MY MUM WAS A CHINESE ACTOR WHO ACTED OUT SERIOUS LOVE SCENES. MY DAD IS IN THE ARMY AND IS A MAJOR - GENERAL. HE HAS FOUGHT IN AFGHANISTAN, JAPAN, INDIA, AND LOADS OF OTHER COUNTRIES. HE USED TO KILL ABOUT 800000000 PEOPLE A YEAR. (WITH A BUTTER KNIFE).

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