I am sexy most of the time. I prefer music over mayhem; I detest sassy cats; I think Supermodels have the worst smelling farts in the world; space travel fascinates me; time travel will be possible when they (The Scientists) figure out quantum computing; I am madly in love with a mysterious woman known only as Frenchmelle; I don't mind being "pegged," if it's the right woman; curves and big ass aren't a bad thing in my book. And every once in a while when I get drunk, I stutter and say silly but adorable things like hop hip and big penithses.