In 1997, on the 2nd of November, I began life (by Romney standards). The proceeding day, the Spice Girls released Spiceworld. The following day, Shania Twain released Come On Over. Both albums were extremely successful and both I dislike. Nonetheless, it can be said that my coming into this world was shortly followed by lucrative musical endeavors. As I write this however, I have yet to make any albums whatsoever. So, I figured that I may as well parlay my musical acumen into amalgamating some dodgy sound loops into "songs".