There's nothing to do in pitts landing. micheal warning said. his shoved into the pockets of his faded denim cutoffs. pitts landing is the pits greg banks said. doug arthour and shari walker mutterd their agreement. pitts landing is the pits. that was town slogan according to greg and his three friends. Actually, pitts landing wasn't much differant from a lot of small towns with quiet streets of shady lawns and comfitable old houses. But here it was a balmly fall afternoon and the four friends were hanging around gregs driveway. kicking at the groval. wondering what to do for fun and exitment.